tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434760396429012177.post5206812516262008443..comments2024-02-12T15:39:41.923+08:00Comments on maileng说话的地方: 想乘着跟斗云离开mailenghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08807072292872436398noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434760396429012177.post-46175144055738041832010-10-05T15:07:13.859+08:002010-10-05T15:07:13.859+08:00死鬼阿包,have you asked 老虎伍兹?死鬼阿包,have you asked 老虎伍兹?mailenghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08807072292872436398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434760396429012177.post-74346375733434802042010-10-05T09:37:02.126+08:002010-10-05T09:37:02.126+08:00送给亲爱的M姨:
(1) When a man steals your wife, there...送给亲爱的M姨:<br /><br /><br />(1) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. <br /> -- Lee Majors <br /><br />(2) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. <br /> -- Al Gore <br /><br />(3) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.<br /> -- Socrates <br /><br />(4) Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. <br /> -- Mike Tyson <br /><br />(5) The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" <br /> -- George Clooney<br /><br />(6) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. <br /> -- Bill Clinton <br /><br />(7) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. <br /> -- George W. Bush <br /><br />(8) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. <br /> -- Rudy Giuliani<br /><br />(9) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. <br /> -- Michael Jordan <br /><br />(10) I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children! <br /> -- Donald Trump <br /><br />(11) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming<br /> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,<br /> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. <br /> -- Shaquille O'Neal<br /><br />(12) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... <br /> -- Kobe Bryant <br /><br />(13) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. <br /> -- David Hasselhoff<br /><br />(14) My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. <br /> -- Alec Baldwin <br /><br />(15) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. <br /> -- Barack Obama <br /><br />(16) Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. <br /> -- Tommy Lee<br /><br />(17) A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." <br /> -- Brad Pitt<br /><br />(18) First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"<br /> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." <br /> -- Jimmy Kimmel<br /><br />(19) "Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!" <br /> -- David Letterman <br /><br />(20) First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! <br /> -- Jay Leno <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!<br /><br />阿包Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434760396429012177.post-40692327249828940422010-10-05T00:10:11.698+08:002010-10-05T00:10:11.698+08:00夫人,问题是,她说有媳妇,照理看是中年妇女,孙子应该已经成人了。他们就不能陪老人来么?
老公公应该用...夫人,问题是,她说有媳妇,照理看是中年妇女,孙子应该已经成人了。他们就不能陪老人来么?<br />老公公应该用助行器了。两个翘楚互相拖拉,多么危险。mailengnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5434760396429012177.post-3223723618386987482010-10-04T21:55:52.431+08:002010-10-04T21:55:52.431+08:00这样的实例周边太多了,我们的社会与亲情关怀太少了.这样的实例周边太多了,我们的社会与亲情关怀太少了.薰衣草夫人https://www.blogger.com/profile/07545595829964949072noreply@blogger.com